The VanDyke Stories Podcast
All stories told are 99% spontaneous---- into a $12 MP3 player. Give it a listen! Rated MA-- Adults only!
Blog 2 My Resume and I do need a teaching job for the fall
March 06, 2014 04:01 PM PST
resume for jobs in Nebraska, South Carolina, Florida or North Carolina
4201 D St.
For over 17 years I have worked with troubled youth and taught Special Education in all subjects to students with multiple abilities. Most have had behavioral and learning disabilities. I have experience with all ages. Many were low IQ students, but also with higher functioning juvenile delinquents. My philosophy has always been to provide a positive therapeutic environment where students WANT to succeed. I have enjoyed my career in a variety of settings and I am looking forward to new challenges.
Master of Science in Special Education---Behavioral Disorders, May 1996
Bachelor of Science in Education---Social Sciences, May 1989
Nebraska Teaching Certificate (Level II—Standard) Valid through 8/31/2014
South Carolina Educator Certificate
Florida Professional Educator Certificate Valid through 6/30/2014
Youth Worker II Children’s Square, USA Nov. 2011 to March 2012
Substitute Teacher Lincoln Public Schools Jan 2005 to June 2005
Special Education Teacher Kid’s Hope America Jan 2004 to Aug 2004
Special Education Teacher Envisions Level III School Aug 2000 to Jan 2004
Resource Room/ Learning Disabilities Teacher Feb 2000 to May 2000
Special Education Teacher Dysart High School Aug 1998 to May 1999
Special Education Teacher Children’s Square USA Aug 1993 to May 1998
Teacher Jackson Alternative School, Omaha, NE Summer 1995
Youth Worker Children’s Square, USA Oct 1992 to Aug 1993
Youth Worker & Family Instructor State of Nebraska, Lincoln, NE June 1990 to Oct 1992
Youth Worker High Plains Youth Center, Brush, Colorado Jan. 1990 to June 1990
Student Teacher East High School, Lincoln, NE Aug. 1988 to Dec. 1988
March 06, 2014 03:01 PM PST
My podcast/ now a blog too:
March 06, 2014 01:49 PM PST
This one actually is a final cut with audio updates and sound effects----
#605 The VanDyke Stories Podcast -- The Death of Larry Miller-- part 5
We are talking live with Larry Miller:
Larry Miller, a character actor who's been in everything from "Seinfeld" to "Boston Legal" and "10 Things I Hate About You" to "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang," has recovered from his life-threatening brain injury, reports People.
Miller, 58, fell and sustained the head injury in April 2011 when he lost his footing and hit the back of his head on the sidewalk. At the time, the public did not know the seriousness of the injury.
Michael Hansen, the actor's spokesman, now says that Miller went into a coma and was then on life support at the UCLA Medical Center for a month.
"He was hovering between life and death. It's a miracle he woke up ... he's lucky to be alive," says Hansen.
After regaining consciousness a month after the injury, Miller had a long road to recovery, as he had to work on regaining basic cognitive functions and brain connectivity. But he is now expected to make a full recovery.
"I'm very thankful to have recovered from a traumatic brain injury so quickly," says Miller.
We are talking AGAIN, live with Larry Miller:
March 05, 2014 06:34 PM PST
The VanDyke Stories Podcast - How Larry Miller will die--in the year 2066?
*************************** ON TWITTER now!!!! @v68057 ***************
YES, finally ON TWITTER now!!!! @v68057 ************************
IT STARTS OUT WITH A SOON-TO-BE-EMPLOYED LOSER TRYING TO GET HIS 89 YEAR-OLD MOM TO GET THE INTERNET SO HE CAN STr** P***, no "look for jobs" DOWNSTAIRS.... as the food stamps are almost out.
MEMO-------------------The TRUE story of How Larry Miller Dies in, WHAT? The year 2065? (In my MP3 podcast -- see below a web site to go to. All of my podcasts are 99% spontaneous! )---------------------------------
TO: Gary Smith [+++Alison & The Gang],
Dear Gary, Alison & The Gang:
Maybe Gary, you might listen to at least one of my podcast(s)? I heard that fan-impression of Adam someone played; mine is longer You will laugh! RE: Larry working to finish his Audiobook.com biography of the most famous man in the world in 2065; it is not Adam. “...AND By...” maybe, my hero, The Great, Larry Miller;I will faint if he does.
If you 1st listen to my Podcasts numbered in the 605 (81 minutes); on a free site.... v68057.podomatic.com (10 or more of my favorites are now posted. Of course; One of Allison's best friends)
I Also tried to imitate Larry Miller 2 years ago (A fucking in the ass sex story included in my 1st of over 600 podcasts; 22 minutes)... and, of course, my screenplay; maybe I want to be rich and famous.
How Adan Carolla and Larry Miller saved the life of me, Brian VanDyke, 48, a fat man with a job story. From an Special Education teacher of over 12 years, not a Paraprofessional now humbly making $12 per hour. Was a $55,000 salary in Chicago. Thus divorce...
Might be funny?
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PLEASE SCROLL DOWN FOR SCREEN PLAY INFO AND SO .... I can send you a copy -- My Podcast #7--- A Crush in Feb 2002 and An Original Series Treatment ==“The Four Loves”
“Aloha: buy Mangria.” Alison sound bite: “I like to fucked in the ass,” via Bald Bryant.#573-- immigration episode --commentary--south park--- what is real in this political world
June 25, 2013 10:18 AM PDT
#573-- immigration episode --commentary--south park
Really-- a middle of the road approach....
i think this is my 1st political commentary on the current ideas around immigration reform.
To all those against any kind of reform-- fuck you--- but listen-- what would Jesus do?
Not hate.#582--mad men--don--certain gifts i have--walking--youth--fishing
June 10, 2013 05:02 AM PDT
Interesting true various & current stories
June 08, 2013 10:14 AM PDT
A brand new one-- a few stealing stories--
I was robbed by a 25 year old pregnant woman!!!!!
TV series "Enterprise" (star trek) mentioned briefly
June 05, 2013 03:20 PM PDT
Recorded a while back, but a true story from about a year and a half ago....
Don't check truth this link!! I can't resist...
(Updated June 6, 2013)
Brian#488 The VanDyke Stories podcast -- To Comedian Sarah Silverman
June 03, 2013 08:18 AM PDT
To Comedian Sarah Silverman, my new celebrity crush... (30 minute recording when I can upload it--- Recorded Jan 3 2013---some recent editing.)
Who is she...
From Wiki: "Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970) is an American comedienne, writer, actress. Her satirical comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics such as racism, sexism, and religion, by having her comic character endorse them in an ironic fashion.
Silverman first gained notice as a writer and occasional performer on Saturday Night Live and starred in and produced The Sarah Silverman Program, which ran from 2007 to 2010, on Comedy Central."
Her Comic Videos---- rated MA mostly:
#400-- Dealing with conspiracy theorists and other cat stories
May 30, 2013 04:30 PM PDT
From December 2012 -- My recording/podcast/Audio about conspiracy theorists and my cat!!!!
"No one ever landed on the moon!!!!" THE CAT's DID IT!
An easy you tube link for those conspiracy theorists "facts about 911"
HERE is what interests me!!!!!! An ARTICLE link attached here called:
Are Cats Spies Sent by Aliens? A Deep Examination of One of the Internets Best Conspiracy Theories
From site: "Are those big eyes recording your every move for their alien masters? One conspiracy theory says yes. Image by Keith Kissel via Wikimedia Commons:
"Attention cat people. There’s a burgeoning theory around the internet that begs reckoning. It’s not the theory that parasites in cat poop are turning you into crazy cat ladies, though that’s certainly cause for alarm. It’s much worse than that.
"Domestic house cats, it seems, may be alien sentinels—sent to spy on us and report their findings back to the mother ship. Or, as some theorists have put it, they’re like alien camcorders tracking our every move.
rest on the link...
Also MY recorded REAL side stories about my cats through the years. One I just gave back (May 2013) as I was just a foster cat-dad to the cat Bill
Recorded soon after my two cataracts surgeries. "I was blind and now I can see."
Going back to South Carolina?
(blog updated June 1, 2013)
Explicitly TRUE! Funny, family, life (Rated MA only)
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