The VanDyke Stories Podcast
All stories told are 98% spontaneous---- into a $12 MP3 player. Give it a listen! Rated MA-- Adults only!
for All new podcasts & song: Celia's love song
April 27, 2014 11:33 PM PDT
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My great love story is told in a podcast. My Story is what happened to me in February 2002 -- the basis of my screenplay, "The Four Loves." Here is the direct link to the audio/ podcast: NOTE the audio quality is very bad ONLY for the first 2 minutes
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org If you'd like to read my 100 page screenplay .... or at least read the first 10 pages.
Well, what is this song? My name is Celia's love song....the real info...Music group: Splashdown ... Their song: "The Archer." For this song and more from this group go to this link on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sailp3-UJ9o
Art: My oil painting currently residing on my wall right behind my head shows my study -- his drawing, my interpretation of it -- of Maurice de Vlaminck's La ballerina del ‘Rat mort’ (1906, Parigi, private collection). Badly, online I have seen this painting flipped with the woman looking the other way; not always, but according to mt book, Jason's Storie of painting, I have iher the right direction. This page online has a nice variety of boozy woman in the Talous LaTrek era of te Moulan Rough of Paris circ 1880 to 1910. Te Fauvist movement in Impression ism. ...and maybe sher face looks like Celia's a bit but painted 8 years before I met her....
Value: $300,000 I will give this one to my daughter Madeline... but I will take $1000 for it.
for me directly, Brian VanDyke B.S. M.S (Specializing in Special Education -- Behavioral Disorders & Learning Disabilities), v68057yahoo.com
The Greatest Love of my Life ....go to a new site for new podcasts
May 30, 2014 10:00 PM PDT
The Greatest Love of my Life
Direct to new podcast:
The VanDyke Stories Podcast ....part 2
Cool, I took an interest in comedian Kevin Nealand as NOW he follows me on twitter. Nealand, my one of five followers; true but sounds like a joke...
Tweet me @68057#156 --- Jury Duty
April 27, 2014 10:48 AM PDT
The VanDyke Stories podcast ---z156--- Jury Duty-- revised. (Also a story as a special ed teacher for severe behaviors and my painting of the Australian Merchant flag--- it really does fit together.) -#620--- Don't Pass Me Bye
April 26, 2014 04:03 PM PDT
Don't Pass Me Bye. The Beatles song sung by Ringo on thier self-titled White Album.
I just found out I had 3 follow requests-- all over a year old-- other poetasters I listened to a bit. Maybe one OR SOMEONE can follow me??
I am at Twitter at @v68057
Art: I did a few sketch cartoons for the school newspaper I
Don't Pass Me Bye#86- Hitler and the American Presidents commentary
April 22, 2014 03:36 AM PDT
The VanDyke Stories Podcast - Hitler and the American Presidents commentary.
"''''''' This is told like a college professor not the Progressive Democrat I am. !!!
NOTE: Even though I mention One ok thing about Rush Limbaugh in the first minute....don't turn this off. The Rush is a Fucking asshole who uses ideology to keep the rich rich, catering to the stupid Republican base & retarded Tea Party. All it takes to turn into a Democrat for those idiots is to loose your job and cant find a new one, or sometimes tragically loose or cant get health insurance! Obama-care is great but those 30 mostly red states are run by Republican Governors interested in a backward ideology rooted in self centered politics; they are immoral not to expand Medicaid to the working poor. Heath care is a moral right and should be free for all; guns are constitutional, but stupidly exists in toady's USA.
..........audio from a few years ago..............
My favorite course of study has always been history, My Bachelor's degree is in History & Political Science / Secondary Social Science Education.
.#608 The Death of Larry Miller pt 7-- ----chaper 85 told by the President of EartM
May 30, 2014 10:00 PM PDT
The VanDyke Stories Podcast -chapter 85 told by the President of Earth
from the audiobook:
....final mysteries reveled....but, what about #607 ---the battery dead...
#607-- The Death of Larry Miller-- in 2065--pt 6--- ch 86--- an economics and capitalistic Nobel prize--bowling--ms Krysten Ritter guest and fill in for the sleeping Larry- lary asleep or is it a comma-- bald Bryan's head 4 feet in diameter-- and he gets the biggest office in the moon building pretending he id dead in quad computer voice-- you will here a female computer voice -- this id Allison -- chief facts checker for mr vandyke and his personal jewish assistant foe about 35 years—looks exactly the same , late 3os-- pic will be of allison and ms ritter--jo koy ex-- baldies on the moon with w buffet--neb cloud city—DC a state – 50 stars--state full of buildings--everyone is a Jennifer—Ben Afflic and Transformers pt 57 starring in # 8-57---Carolla Digital-- the final official The VanDyke stories podcast day before funeral-- Sept 5 2065-- Larry dead in 2066 alone, fat--#610 Been Dazed and Confused.... My Resume and I do need a teaching job for the fall
June 01, 2014 04:00 AM PDT
WHY.... document this? ... just getting it down as a partial auto-biography
Song.... Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin.... you? i am doing very good.
Picture.... did I ever mention me, my wife & the kids lived in this 1912 built school building(one on left)for 2 years circa 2003-2004. So, l am a handy, handy-man; made 4,500 of 10,000 square feet into a nice home. Built "residential" bathrooms out of multiple stalls; a lot of etc., etc... We had a big playground/yard; even up to horses and a donkey; a separate gym building with full basketball court & stage (go to Oakdale, Nebraska, USA, population 250--it's still there); then, you know, divorce....
Resumé..... Special Education in Behavioral Disorders & Learning Disabilities. After my Cataracts Surgery (premature for a 47-year-old. I was 90% blind in my left eye, 50% blind in my right eye-- now 20/20). I have been working part-time in a regional fast food place-- and some general labor /remodeling.... got fired after asking why they didn't even need to see my Social Security card or drivers licences -- they of course said, "Your performance was not up to par."---totally ridiculous based on the other guys slack work. I turned the contractor in... another key sign--no porta-potty for 6 'employees.' Who knows? Well, I actually do.
4201 D St.
For over 17 years I have worked with troubled youth and taught Special Education in all subjects to students with multiple abilities. Most have had behavioral and learning disabilities. I have experience with all ages. Many were low IQ students, but also with higher functioning juvenile delinquents. My philosophy has always been to provide a positive therapeutic environment where students WANT to succeed. I have enjoyed my career in a variety of settings and I am looking forward to new challenges.
Master of Science in Special Education---Behavioral Disorders, May 1996
Bachelor of Science in Education---Social Sciences, May 1989
Nebraska Teaching Certificate (Level II—Standard) Valid through 8/31/2014
South Carolina Educator Certificate
Florida Professional Educator Certificate
Youth Worker II Children’s Square, USA Nov. 2011 to March 2012 6th & Ave E. Box 8-C, Council Bluffs, IA 51502
Special Education Teacher—8-12 Resource Teacher Aug. 2005 to June 2009
Substitute Teacher Lincoln Public Schools Jan 2005 to June 2005
Special Education Teacher Kid’s Hope America Jan 2004 to Aug 2004
Special Education Teacher Envisions Level III School Aug 2000 to Jan 2004
Resource Room/ Learning Disabilities Teacher Feb 2000 to May 2000 Ezard Schools 209 S. Shiloh Ave, Conway, MO 65632
Special Education Teacher Dysart High School Aug 1998 to May 1999
Special Education Teacher Children’s Square USA Aug 1993 to May 1998
Teacher Jackson Alternative School, Omaha, NE Summer 1995
Youth Worker Children’s Square, USA Oct 1992 to Aug 1993
Youth Worker & Family Instructor State of Nebraska, Lincoln, NE June 1990 to Oct 1992
Youth Worker High Plains Youth Center, Brush, Colorado Jan. 1990 to June 1990
Student Teacher East High School, Lincoln, NE Aug. 1988 to Dec. 1988
Blog / spontaneous
March 06, 2014 03:01 PM PST
My podcast/ now a blog too:
May 05, 2014 10:00 PM PDT
This one actually is a final cut with audio updates and sound effects----
#605 The VanDyke Stories Podcast -- The Death of Larry Miller-- part 5
We are talking live with Larry Miller:
Larry Miller, a character actor who's been in everything from "Seinfeld" to "Boston Legal" and "10 Things I Hate About You" to "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang," has recovered from his life-threatening brain injury, reports People.
Miller, 58, fell and sustained the head injury in April 2011 when he lost his footing and hit the back of his head on the sidewalk. At the time, the public did not know the seriousness of the injury.
Michael Hansen, the actor's spokesman, now says that Miller went into a coma and was then on life support at the UCLA Medical Center for a month.
"He was hovering between life and death. It's a miracle he woke up ... he's lucky to be alive," says Hansen.
After regaining consciousness a month after the injury, Miller had a long road to recovery, as he had to work on regaining basic cognitive functions and brain connectivity. But he is now expected to make a full recovery.
"I'm very thankful to have recovered from a traumatic brain injury so quickly," says Miller.
We are talking AGAIN, live with Larry Miller:
The VanDyke Stories podcast imitating The Adam Carolla Show---
# 605 How Larry Miller will die in 2065 -- what!---
The Beginning is Me NEEDING the internet for jobs== and P*** but MOSTLY for ... ah .... Jobs.
That day in April 2014 really changed my life in that ever since then every day has been great-- the ups and downs have been great... really--- book worthy.
So this is a spontaneous audio book part 5. Beyond 601 to 604
There is a finished 607___ not posted (available upon request)
Motivation ___ A job interview and my mom wants to buy me some nice FAT pants!
And Larry dies when?
Visit brianvandyke.podomatic.com Listen to the middle part above, or go to a direct link to Pod #1: a fishing/sex/special ed story at: http://v68057.podomatic.com/entry/2012-02-21T07_30_42-08_00 From Podcast #1, the first story is me fishing in Minnesota, 2nd is a time with a woman... ass with my dick, etc., & the 3rd about being a SPED teacher. This 1st 25 minutes was recorded spontaneously while semi-drunk on a $12.99, yes, $12.99 Mp3 player/recorder----for which I Still use. A new one has been ordered finally... for $50 as I'm getting 8 GB & separate memory card & bla, bla, bla.
.... as spontaneously told by Brian VanDyke, who does an impersonation of the great Larry Miller who sounds... just like Brian VanDyke.# 601 to 604 The VanDyke Stories Podcast - How Larry Miller Will Die -- in the year 2066?
March 05, 2014 06:34 PM PST
The VanDyke Stories Podcast - How Larry Miller will die--in the year 2066?
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YES, finally ON TWITTER now!!!! @v68057 ************************
IT STARTS OUT WITH A SOON-TO-BE-EMPLOYED LOSER TRYING TO GET HIS 89 YEAR-OLD MOM TO GET THE INTERNET SO HE CAN STr** P***, no "look for jobs" DOWNSTAIRS.... as the food stamps are almost out.
MEMO-------------------The TRUE story of How Larry Miller Dies in, WHAT? The year 2065? (In my MP3 podcast -- see below a web site to go to. All of my podcasts are 99% spontaneous! )---------------------------------
TO: Gary Smith [+++Alison & The Gang],
Dear Gary, Alison & The Gang:
Maybe Gary, you might listen to at least one of my podcast(s)? I heard that fan-impression of Adam someone played; mine is longer You will laugh! RE: Larry working to finish his Audiobook.com biography of the most famous man in the world in 2065; it is not Adam. “...AND By...” maybe, my hero, The Great, Larry Miller;I will faint if he does.
If you 1st listen to my Podcasts numbered in the 605 (81 minutes); on a free site.... v68057.podomatic.com (10 or more of my favorites are now posted. Of course; One of Allison's best friends)
I Also tried to imitate Larry Miller 2 years ago (A fucking in the ass sex story included in my 1st of over 600 podcasts; 22 minutes)... and, of course, my screenplay; maybe I want to be rich and famous.
How Adan Carolla and Larry Miller saved the life of me, Brian VanDyke, 48, a fat man with a job story. From an Special Education teacher of over 12 years, not a Paraprofessional now humbly making $12 per hour. Was a $55,000 salary in Chicago. Thus divorce...
Might be funny?
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PLEASE SCROLL DOWN FOR SCREEN PLAY INFO AND SO .... I can send you a copy -- My Podcast #7--- A Crush in Feb 2002 and An Original Series Treatment ==“The Four Loves”
“Aloha: buy Mangria.” Alison sound bite: “I like to fucked in the ass,” via Bald Bryant.
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