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650 walking dead
October 22, 2014 05:48 PM PDT
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for All new podcasts & song: Celia's love song
April 27, 2014 11:33 PM PDT
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All new podcasts go to:

again, for All NEW podcasts go to:

for older podcasts: just scroll down

My great love story is told in a podcast. My Story is what happened to me in February 2002 -- the basis of my screenplay, "The Four Loves." Here is the direct link to the audio/ podcast: NOTE the audio quality is very bad ONLY for the first 2 minutes

Email me at If you'd like to read my 100 page screenplay .... or at least read the first 10 pages.

Well, what is this song? My name is Celia's love song....the real info...Music group: Splashdown ... Their song: "The Archer." For this song and more from this group go to this link on YouTube

Art: My oil painting currently residing on my wall right behind my head shows my study -- his drawing, my interpretation of it -- of Maurice de Vlaminck's La ballerina del ‘Rat mort’ (1906, Parigi, private collection). Badly, online I have seen this painting flipped with the woman looking the other way; not always, but according to mt book, Jason's Storie of painting, I have iher the right direction. This page online has a nice variety of boozy woman in the Talous LaTrek era of te Moulan Rough of Paris circ 1880 to 1910. Te Fauvist movement in Impression ism. ...and maybe sher face looks like Celia's a bit but painted 8 years before I met her....

Value: $300,000 I will give this one to my daughter Madeline... but I will take $1000 for it.

for me directly, Brian VanDyke B.S. M.S (Specializing in Special Education -- Behavioral Disorders & Learning Disabilities),

The Greatest Love of my Life ....go to a new site for new podcasts
May 30, 2014 10:00 PM PDT
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The Greatest Love of my Life

Direct to new podcast:

The VanDyke Stories Podcast ....part 2

Cool, I took an interest in comedian Kevin Nealand as NOW he follows me on twitter. Nealand, my one of five followers; true but sounds like a joke...

Tweet me @68057

#156 --- Jury Duty
April 27, 2014 10:48 AM PDT
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The VanDyke Stories podcast ---z156--- Jury Duty-- revised. (Also a story as a special ed teacher for severe behaviors and my painting of the Australian Merchant flag--- it really does fit together.) -

#620--- Don't Pass Me Bye
April 26, 2014 04:03 PM PDT
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Don't Pass Me Bye. The Beatles song sung by Ringo on thier self-titled White Album.

I just found out I had 3 follow requests-- all over a year old-- other poetasters I listened to a bit. Maybe one OR SOMEONE can follow me??

I am at Twitter at @v68057

Art: I did a few sketch cartoons for the school newspaper I
Published with my Social Skills class when I was a Special Education Teacher circa 1992-1998
If you print-out copies they are free ... 10 cents each for print-outs if I do it for you; you pay for the Stamps too.

Don't Pass Me Bye

#86- Hitler and the American Presidents commentary
April 22, 2014 03:36 AM PDT
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The VanDyke Stories Podcast - Hitler and the American Presidents commentary.

"''''''' This is told like a college professor not the Progressive Democrat I am. !!! from a few years ago..............

My favorite course of study has always been history, My Bachelor's degree is in History & Political Science / Secondary Social Science Education.


#608 The Death of Larry Miller pt 7-- ----chaper 85 told by the President of EartM
May 30, 2014 10:00 PM PDT
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The VanDyke Stories Podcast -chapter 85 told by the President of Earth
Mr. Brian VanDyke

from the audiobook:
The Death of Larry Miller in 2065. What? ...Larry's last words, "...You call that a double?" mysteries reveled....but, what about #607 ---the battery dead...
for a super fan.... after lost audio, i wrote these notes for pt.6 chapter 84...Krysten Ritter as Chloe, the eponymous "Bitch in Apartment 23". She is an amoral and shameless con artist, party girl, and swindler.


#607-- The Death of Larry Miller-- in 2065--pt 6--- ch 86--- an economics and capitalistic Nobel prize--bowling--ms Krysten Ritter guest and fill in for the sleeping Larry- lary asleep or is it a comma-- bald Bryan's head 4 feet in diameter-- and he gets the biggest office in the moon building pretending he id dead in quad computer voice-- you will here a female computer voice -- this id Allison -- chief facts checker for mr vandyke and his personal jewish assistant foe about 35 years—looks exactly the same , late 3os-- pic will be of allison and ms ritter--jo koy ex-- baldies on the moon with w buffet--neb cloud city—DC a state – 50 stars--state full of buildings--everyone is a Jennifer—Ben Afflic and Transformers pt 57 starring in # 8-57---Carolla Digital-- the final official The VanDyke stories podcast day before funeral-- Sept 5 2065-- Larry dead in 2066 alone, fat--

#610 Been Dazed and Confused.... My Resume and I do need a teaching job for the fall
June 01, 2014 04:00 AM PDT
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WHY.... document this? ... just getting it down as a partial auto-biography
Also... I will be looking for teaching jobs in Charlotte, North Carolina for the next school year.

Song.... Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin.... you? i am doing very good.

Picture.... did I ever mention me, my wife & the kids lived in this 1912 built school building(one on left)for 2 years circa 2003-2004. So, l am a handy, handy-man; made 4,500 of 10,000 square feet into a nice home. Built "residential" bathrooms out of multiple stalls; a lot of etc., etc... We had a big playground/yard; even up to horses and a donkey; a separate gym building with full basketball court & stage (go to Oakdale, Nebraska, USA, population 250--it's still there); then, you know, divorce....

Resumé..... Special Education in Behavioral Disorders & Learning Disabilities. After my Cataracts Surgery (premature for a 47-year-old. I was 90% blind in my left eye, 50% blind in my right eye-- now 20/20). I have been working part-time in a regional fast food place-- and some general labor /remodeling.... got fired after asking why they didn't even need to see my Social Security card or drivers licences -- they of course said, "Your performance was not up to par."---totally ridiculous based on the other guys slack work. I turned the contractor in... another key sign--no porta-potty for 6 'employees.' Who knows? Well, I actually do.

My Resumé.....

Brian VanDyke

4201 D St.
Lincoln, NE 68510
Home: 402-xxx-xxxx, Cell: 402-xxx-xxxx


For over 17 years I have worked with troubled youth and taught Special Education in all subjects to students with multiple abilities. Most have had behavioral and learning disabilities. I have experience with all ages. Many were low IQ students, but also with higher functioning juvenile delinquents. My philosophy has always been to provide a positive therapeutic environment where students WANT to succeed. I have enjoyed my career in a variety of settings and I am looking forward to new challenges.


Master of Science in Special Education---Behavioral Disorders, May 1996
University of Nebraska at Omaha GPA 4.0

Bachelor of Science in Education---Social Sciences, May 1989
University of Nebraska at Lincoln GPA 3.91

Teaching Certification (North Carolina certificate in the certification process)

Nebraska Teaching Certificate (Level II—Standard) Valid through 8/31/2014
PRE--12 Special Education---Behavioral Disorders
7-12 Learning Disabilities
7-12 Social Sciences

South Carolina Educator Certificate
2I Special Education--- Multi-Categorical
20 Social Studies
1H Middle Level Social Studies

Florida Professional Educator Certificate
Exceptional Student Education/ K - 12


Youth Worker II Children’s Square, USA Nov. 2011 to March 2012 6th & Ave E. Box 8-C, Council Bluffs, IA 51502
Supervised and provided daily care to emotionally disturbed and mentally ill adolescence who lived in a residential treatment facility. Utilized therapeutic restraints when needed.

Special Education Teacher—8-12 Resource Teacher Aug. 2005 to June 2009
Scribner-Snyder Community Schools 400 Pebble Street, Box L, Scribner, NE 68057
Taught pull-out and resource in all subjects for students in SPED in the 8th- 12th grade. Kept a parallel curriculum as much as possible. Built independence and self-advocacy in youth. Worked directly with parents and teachers in making appropriate modifications and accommodations to help student’s succeed. Independently managed up to 40 case-loads completing all legal paperwork. Completed 15 credit hours to finish Endorsement in Learning Disabilities and worked closely with University of Nebraska—Omaha professors.

Substitute Teacher Lincoln Public Schools Jan 2005 to June 2005
5901 “O” Street, Lincoln, NE 68510
Substitute taught 4-5 times per week in Resource Rooms, Behavioral Disorders, and Social Studies. Also experienced a variety of classrooms including Elementary grades.

Special Education Teacher Kid’s Hope America Jan 2004 to Aug 2004
215 N Milwaukee Ave, Lake Villa, Il 60046 847-356-2391
Taught all subjects in the company’s school program for severe behavioral disorders for high school aged students. Followed local school district’s curriculum to facilitate graduation. A Boy’s Town Model for social skills was used. Utilized therapeutic restraints when needed. Managed IEP case plans. Worked closely with school psychologist and families.

Special Education Teacher Envisions Level III School Aug 2000 to Jan 2004
Independently ran the company’s school program for severe behavioral disorders. Developed all curriculum, class structures, behavior plans & level systems maintaining a very positive therapeutic environment. Most of these students could not function in the area’s other alternative schools and thus it is at the highest level of care in Nebraska for severe behavioral disorders outside of a hospital setting. Utilized therapeutic restraints when needed and I am very capable of working with aggressive youth. Successfully integrated students into less restrictive settings on a regular basis. I taught up to 17 students, aged 8-21, writing and carrying through with IEP goals. Most students lived in group homes or foster homes, but some lived with parents. Students were primarily labeled Behavioral Disordered, but many had cross handicaps in Autism, LD & MR. I guided the growth of the program from 3 to 17 students in 3 ½ years. I personally supervised up to 12 full-time and five part-time/sub paraprofessionals. Worked closely with student counselors, group home staff & supervisors, social workers, and families.

Resource Room/ Learning Disabilities Teacher Feb 2000 to May 2000 Ezard Schools 209 S. Shiloh Ave, Conway, MO 65632
Temporary position. Taught Language Arts and Math to 2nd to 6th grade students with learning disabilities and mild behavioral issues. Managed IEP case plans.

Special Education Teacher Dysart High School Aug 1998 to May 1999
Created and established a new behavioral management/ resource program for 9th-12th grade. Taught all subjects supervising two aids. Managed IEP case plans.

Special Education Teacher Children’s Square USA Aug 1993 to May 1998
Taught Social Studies, Math, Life Skills and PE to emotionally disturbed and mentally ill adolescence who lived in a residential treatment facility. Utilized therapeutic restraints when needed. Essential in the development of a behavioral level system for entire program. I worked successfully with other teachers and aids. My classroom had from 5-8 students at a time and I supervised two aids. Created and published the school’s newspaper. Managed IEP case plans. Worked closely with Group Home staff & supervisors, social workers, and families.

Related Experience

Teacher Jackson Alternative School, Omaha, NE Summer 1995
Taught special education youth in self-contained elementary classroom.

Youth Worker Children’s Square, USA Oct 1992 to Aug 1993
Supervised and provided daily care to emotionally disturbed and mentally ill adolescence who lived in a residential treatment facility. Utilized therapeutic restraints when needed.

Youth Worker & Family Instructor State of Nebraska, Lincoln, NE June 1990 to Oct 1992
Supervised and provided daily care to emotionally disturbed and mentally ill adolescence who lived in a group home. Utilized therapeutic restraints when needed. Eventually provided in-home supervisions and parenting education to families with you at-risk of becoming state wards. Worked directly with social workers, and families.

Youth Worker High Plains Youth Center, Brush, Colorado Jan. 1990 to June 1990
Social Skills/ PE Instructor of adjudicated delinquents committed to the custody of the Department of Human Services.

Student Teacher East High School, Lincoln, NE Aug. 1988 to Dec. 1988
Taught High School History and Government in regular education classrooms.

Blog / spontaneous
March 06, 2014 03:01 PM PST
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My podcast/ now a blog too:

adjective: spontaneous

performed or occurring as a result of a sudden inner impulse or inclination and without premeditation or external stimulus.
"the audience broke into spontaneous applause"
synonyms: unplanned, unpremeditated, unrehearsed, impulsive, impetuous, unstudied, impromptu, spur-of-the-moment, extempore, extemporaneous; More
unforced, voluntary, unconstrained, unprompted, unbidden, unsolicited;
informal off-the-cuff
"a spontaneous display of affection"
antonyms: planned, calculated
(of a person) having an open, natural, and uninhibited manner.
synonyms: natural, uninhibited, relaxed, unselfconscious, unaffected, open, genuine, easy, free and easy; More
impulsive, impetuous
"a spontaneous kind of person"
antonyms: inhibited
(of a process or event) occurring without apparent external cause.
"spontaneous miscarriages"
(of a plant) growing naturally and without being tended or cultivated.
(of movement or activity in an organism) instinctive or involuntary.
"the spontaneous mechanical activity of circular smooth muscle"
synonyms: reflex, automatic, mechanical, natural, knee-jerk, involuntary, unthinking, unconscious, instinctive, instinctual, visceral; More
"a spontaneous reaction to danger"
antonyms: conscious, voluntary

#605 The VanDyke Stories Podcast -- The Death of Larry Miller-- part 5
May 05, 2014 10:00 PM PDT
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This one actually is a final cut with audio updates and sound effects----

#605 The VanDyke Stories Podcast -- The Death of Larry Miller-- part 5

We are talking live with Larry Miller:
"Wow.. we have a ... soap update!... no... a laundry basked update! a what....? What's Twitter, twizzer? check on that.... (to @Colonel Jeff Fox)
NEWS UPDATE**** ? ************************ ON TWITTER now!!!! @v68057 *************** YES, finally ON TWITTER now!!!! @v68057 ************************ What?...The VanDyke Stories Podcast -- @v68057 ---#v68057--- The Death of Larry Miller-- part 5....I am feeling faint... is there a doctor in the house... no not Dr. Drew!..." (as he collapses and hits his head--unconsciousness.)

Larry Miller, a character actor who's been in everything from "Seinfeld" to "Boston Legal" and "10 Things I Hate About You" to "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang," has recovered from his life-threatening brain injury, reports People.

Miller, 58, fell and sustained the head injury in April 2011 when he lost his footing and hit the back of his head on the sidewalk. At the time, the public did not know the seriousness of the injury.

Michael Hansen, the actor's spokesman, now says that Miller went into a coma and was then on life support at the UCLA Medical Center for a month.

"He was hovering between life and death. It's a miracle he woke up ... he's lucky to be alive," says Hansen.

After regaining consciousness a month after the injury, Miller had a long road to recovery, as he had to work on regaining basic cognitive functions and brain connectivity. But he is now expected to make a full recovery.

"I'm very thankful to have recovered from a traumatic brain injury so quickly," says Miller.

We are talking AGAIN, live with Larry Miller:
"Wow.. we have a ... soap update!... no... where am I?.. a hospital... must be in Hawaii today..."

The VanDyke Stories podcast imitating The Adam Carolla Show---

# 605 How Larry Miller will die in 2065 -- what!---

The Beginning is Me NEEDING the internet for jobs== and P*** but MOSTLY for ... ah .... Jobs.

That day in April 2014 really changed my life in that ever since then every day has been great-- the ups and downs have been great... really--- book worthy.

So this is a spontaneous audio book part 5. Beyond 601 to 604

There is a finished 607___ not posted (available upon request)
and bits and pieces of audio of this sci-fi fantasy story; 606--a lost recording, as spontaneously told by Brian VanDyke, who does an impersonation of the great Larry Miller who sounds... just like Brian VanDyke. There is a 40 min. original recording...told To myself 72 hours be woke by the fat pants day.... wow...

Motivation ___ A job interview and my mom wants to buy me some nice FAT pants!

And Larry dies when?

Visit Listen to the middle part above, or go to a direct link to Pod #1: a fishing/sex/special ed story at: From Podcast #1, the first story is me fishing in Minnesota, 2nd is a time with a woman... ass with my dick, etc., & the 3rd about being a SPED teacher. This 1st 25 minutes was recorded spontaneously while semi-drunk on a $12.99, yes, $12.99 Mp3 player/recorder----for which I Still use. A new one has been ordered finally... for $50 as I'm getting 8 GB & separate memory card & bla, bla, bla.

.... as spontaneously told by Brian VanDyke, who does an impersonation of the great Larry Miller who sounds... just like Brian VanDyke.

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